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The punctuation was easier back when it was called Armistice Day. The armistice being celebrated was the one signed at Compiègne, France, which ended the first World War. It went into effect on the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month of 1918, and has been the occasion for global commemorations ever since. However, by 1954 it was pretty evident that “the war to end all wars” had not actually done so, and Armistice Day was officially expanded to include honoring those who served in all wars. That’s when this holiday, which pays tribute so many who have unselfishly served their country, was also given the new name of Veterans Day—plural, but not possessive.

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The cinnamon that is spicing up your pumpkin latte was once considered so rare and precious that it was a gift suitable for kings and gods. Though not uncommon in its native lands of South Asia, it was an exotic (and expensive) import in Europe and canny tradesmen intended to keep it that way. They began to invent exotic stories about the origin of the spice. Herodotus, the ancient historian, recorded reports that cinnamon trees were guarded by flying snakes, and that the phoenix bird would use cinnamon to build its nest—presumably appreciating its fiery scent. Medieval writer Jean de Joinville visited Egypt in 1248, where he reported the news that cinnamon was actually dredged from the Nile, somewhere near its source at the edge of the world. But perhaps the most fanciful account was that of the cinnamon bird. These large (and non-existent) birds lived in Arabia, and used cinnamon to build their nests along the sheer, inaccessible faces of certain cliffs. It was said that the Arabs would leave pieces of animal carcass lying near the nests to lure down the birds. These pieces were evidently so large that when the birds would snatch them up and carry them home, their nests would collapse and topple right off of the cliff, leaving the spice hunters to simply pick up the twigs of cinnamon below.

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There was a time when Greek was the universal language of civilized Europeans. By the Middle Ages, however, Latin had become dominant to the point that some monastery scribes, when faced with a text that needed translating, would simply write a note in Latin saying, “It is Greek. It cannot be read.” It was Shakespeare who helped formalize our English version of the phrase in Julius Caesar: “It was Greek to me.” But English isn’t the only language that adopted this idiom. In Spanish, when someone is impossible to understand, you might say, “hablar en griego.” The phrase came with the Spaniards to the New World, and over time the word for “Greek” transformed into “gringo.”

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A mere 240,000 miles away from earth, the Moon Museum is definitely worth a visit the next time you’re in the neighborhood. Created in 1969, it offers works by such prominent artists as Andy Warhol, Robert Rauschenberg and Claes Oldenburg. Granted, the museum is a little small. It is built from a specially-made ceramic tile that measures .5 x .75 inches. The tile, which is engraved with six different works of art, was never officially approved by NASA and was smuggled aboard the Apollo 12 spacecraft. Astronauts then supposedly mounted the tiny gallery on a leg of the landing module, which remained on the surface of the moon when the expedition returned home. Critics complain that, while it boast spectacular views, the Moon Museum is entirely lacking in atmosphere.

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Electrical transmission of documents and images didn’t begin with the Internet, of course. But for those of us who remember the heyday of the fax machine, it may be more surprising to know that faxing also didn’t begin with the telephone. Thirty years before Alexander Graham Bell got his patent, Scottish inventor Alexander Bain was developing images via telegraph lines in 1843. Trained as a clock-maker, Bain used synchronized pendulums at the sending and receiving end to scan the message, and the facsimile would be printed out using a special, electrically sensitive paper. Unfortunately, Bane’s invention had some major flaws—the pendulums were never perfectly synchronized, and the quality of the image was very poor—and by the time he tried to patent it in 1850, other inventors had already patented superior versions of the device.

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You climb apples when they’re the stairs. And that answer isn’t just arbitrary—it’s the translation of an iconic piece of Cockney rhyming slang. The practice began in London’s East End around 160 years ago, and involves a linguistic process called hemiteleia, where one word is substituted for another. For example: for the Cockney slang-slinger, the word “stairs” might evoke the rhyming phrase “apples and pears.” That phrase would be shortened to just “apples,” which would then be used in place of the original word. Sounds needlessly complicated? That may have been the point: the system may have developed as a game, or a code for peddlers or criminals to use. Whatever the case, Cockney rhyming slang can still be found in American English today. When we refer to money as “bread,” it’s because “money” rhymes with “bread and honey.” You “put up your dukes” to fight because “Duke of York” rhymes with “fork” (an antique slang word for a fist). And if you blow someone a raspberry, it’s because “raspberry tart” rhymes with the name for that unfortunate biological emanation that the sound is imitating.

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Migrating birds make some extraordinary journeys—up to 40,000 miles round trip, in the case of the arctic tern. How do they know where they’re going on such a long flight? They don’t have satellite directions, but they may in fact have a more efficient global positioning system: the earth’s magnetic fields. There are specialized compounds in the eyes, brains, and even the bills of migrating birds that help them sense those invisible forces, giving them a built in compass. Not only that, scientists have recently hypothesized that these birds take advantage of “quantum entanglement,” an effect where molecules are mysterious linked together, no matter how far apart they are. Specifically, they are studying a molecule in avian eyes called cryptochrome. It’s possible that the quantum entanglement of that molecule may allow birds to actually see earth’s magnetic fields in color, giving them intangible landmarks by which to navigate, and making a true “bird’s eye view” something that we humans may never comprehend.

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India Pale Ale (or IPA) did not get its name because it came from India, but because India is where it went. In the late 18th century, the East India Company was attempting to ship beer from England to its outposts in India. The journey took them all the way around the southern tip of Africa, and the time and the heat of the voyage would take its toll on the precious, liquid cargo. One success story, however, was October ale, a variety of beer with extra hops that was typically cellared for a couple years before serving, and which thrived under the conditions of the long journey. As more and more brewers began to see the profitability of this exportable beer, and as they began to produce it in larger volumes, it became more available and more popular domestically as well, and the popularity of India Pale Ale has continued for the following two-hundred years.

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