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What Did the Ketchup Say?

May 19, 2011

What did the ketchup say?

You guys have squeezed out some great quotes, and we need help picking the winner of our latest caption contest.

We’ve narrowed it down to our favorite five, so leave a comment letting us know which caption you want to see featured on our website!

1.) “The ketchup is rushing to my head!”- Denise Doldron
2.) “Mustard beat me to the burger, I’m just trying to ketchup.”- Jennifer Meehan
3.) “Don’t squeeze me, bro!”- Alyson M. Olander
4.) “Wait, wait, I can’t see what I’m doing.”-Nancy J Fedder
5.) “Oooh-hoo-hoo, that TICKLES!” – Jen Fletcher

Want a few more good laughs? Check out our facebook page, where you can view all of the entries.

Cassie Tweten Delaney is our Copy Director. She loves books (including comics), comedy, and sci-fi. She's inspired by art and science. As a former Minnesotan, she longs for an afternoon on a lake, Grain Belt in hand. The New Yorker in her is happy spending that afternoon at the American Museum of Natural History instead.

17 Comments

  • Reply Dr May 20, 2011 at 11:31 am

    Exsqueeze me, you’re covering my ears

  • Reply Lauren May 20, 2011 at 3:14 pm

    My vote is #2! “Mustard beat me to the burger, I’m just trying to ketchup.”

  • Reply Jen fletcher May 20, 2011 at 3:19 pm

    # 5 of course!!

  • Reply Nicole May 20, 2011 at 3:30 pm

    #1 is my favorite!

  • Reply Alyson Boyer May 20, 2011 at 3:30 pm

    I vote for #2!! Very clever!

    “Mustard beat me to the burger, I’m just trying to ketchup.”- Jennifer Meehan

  • Reply Giovanni rossi May 20, 2011 at 3:42 pm

    #5 jen fletcher

  • Reply sarah jackson May 20, 2011 at 4:00 pm

    #5 jen !!!

  • Reply mark May 20, 2011 at 4:01 pm

    #5- CUTE!!

  • Reply Darlene Propp May 20, 2011 at 5:36 pm

    My vote’s for #2!

  • Reply Dru Davis May 20, 2011 at 8:09 pm

    I vote for #5, sounds cute!!

  • Reply Dru Davis May 20, 2011 at 8:10 pm

    I choose # 5, sounds cute !

  • Reply Jennifer shampo May 20, 2011 at 11:46 pm

    OoooOOOOOoowww! You’re hurting’ my sides darlin’ – pick the mustard already!!!

  • Reply Jennifer shampo May 20, 2011 at 11:47 pm

    #4 also

  • Reply Aaryn May 21, 2011 at 12:56 pm

    I like number 2!!!

  • Reply Katie Singer May 22, 2011 at 10:00 am

    Hey Uncommon Goods, how about 2 winners. The fans favorite and staff favorite. Seems friends are voting for friends and it would be fun to see what you guys think too.

  • Reply julia May 23, 2011 at 3:57 pm

    Thanks for the feedback! We love a good pun, and it seems like you do too. So our winner is: “Mustard beat me to the burger, I’m just trying to ketchup.”- Jennifer Meehan

  • Reply Jen fletcher May 23, 2011 at 4:08 pm

    So I didn’t win? I had more votes! Do I still win something for that??

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