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Finish Our Mug Shot

January 21, 2011

ETA: This contest is now over. Thanks for all the great suggestions!

What did one Face Mug say to the other?

We’re not really sure, but we bet you’ve got a good idea. Leave your caption for this mug shot in the comments below, and enter for a chance to win a $36 gift card or a pair of 2 mugs. We’ll pick the best entry to display on the Face Mug page!

Feel free to enter on our Facebook page, or by Twitter as well!

We’ll pick our winner next Friday, 1/28, late afternoon.

Julia is the Community Outreach Manager.

  • Olivia Parin January 21, 2011 at 3:38 pm

    I love you so mocha.

  • Amanda January 21, 2011 at 3:40 pm

    “Hey those are MINE!”

  • Julia Jones January 21, 2011 at 3:42 pm

    Don’t eat with your mouth open!

  • Heather Tripp January 21, 2011 at 3:43 pm

    You said a mouthful!

  • Brenda January 21, 2011 at 3:43 pm

    Bite me!

  • Jennifer C. January 21, 2011 at 3:44 pm

    I told you not to eat cookies before dinner!

  • Carolyn January 21, 2011 at 3:47 pm

    Spit those out now!!!

  • Lauren January 21, 2011 at 3:47 pm

    Mug#1: Why the long face?

    Mug #2: I’m only half full

  • Amy Crouse January 21, 2011 at 3:51 pm

    You’ve got to get a ‘handle’ on that cookie habit. Your ‘mug’ is looking a little heavy.

  • Emily January 21, 2011 at 3:57 pm

    “Sometimes I feel like people can’t see that beneath my seamless veneer, I’m boiling up inside”

  • Cari R January 21, 2011 at 3:57 pm

    Ummm….how did you get those in your mouth, anyway?

  • lauren g January 21, 2011 at 4:00 pm

    No I don’t want a cookie now that it’s been in your mouth.

  • Sarah C January 21, 2011 at 4:02 pm

    Quit it – your yawning is contagious!

  • addie January 21, 2011 at 4:02 pm

    “woah! don’t eat them all! you need to save some for me!”

  • eddie January 21, 2011 at 4:04 pm

    no, harry! they’re poisoned.

  • Genevieve January 21, 2011 at 4:08 pm

    It’s always the “sweet” guys that steal your cookies. Typical.

  • Kira January 21, 2011 at 4:12 pm

    I know you’re hungover, man, but quit tossing your cookies and drink some coffee!

  • Carolina January 21, 2011 at 4:12 pm

    “That time of the mouth?”

  • Emily Castagnetta January 21, 2011 at 4:13 pm

    I told ya, you couldn’t eat just one!!!

  • Amanda January 21, 2011 at 4:17 pm

    I see you take your coffee like you take your men: black.

  • Stephanie January 21, 2011 at 4:19 pm

    Maddening. They couldn’t just make my handle an arm, could they?

  • A. Bancroft January 21, 2011 at 4:28 pm

    “Give me some sugar.”

  • Kate January 21, 2011 at 4:34 pm

    Don’t talk with your mouth full!

  • Kate January 21, 2011 at 4:35 pm

    Son, one of those cookies was for your sister!

  • Leona January 21, 2011 at 4:54 pm

    “What’s cookie’n, good lookin’?”

  • Charlie January 21, 2011 at 4:56 pm

    EAT ME.

  • Lorelai January 21, 2011 at 5:00 pm

    Two cookies a day keeps the stress at bay!

  • Meagan January 21, 2011 at 5:00 pm

    “What? Dude, really. You know I can’t understand you when your mouth is full.”

  • Jessica January 21, 2011 at 5:11 pm

    OMM NOM NOM

  • Farah January 21, 2011 at 5:18 pm

    neeeeeeddddd…..cooooookkkieeee~~~~

  • Crystal B January 21, 2011 at 5:38 pm

    Quit stuffing your ugly mug,

  • Michelle Simons January 21, 2011 at 5:40 pm

    Use sho is fugly!

  • Lindsey January 21, 2011 at 5:56 pm

    “I hate my cubical, and this coffee isn’t helping!”

  • Pati Beardsley January 21, 2011 at 6:50 pm

    “Aaarrghhh! I have no Arms! I want that Cookie! How’d you Do that?”

  • Jen B January 21, 2011 at 6:51 pm

    Come on, you can do it. Cram that other one in there.

  • Tammy January 21, 2011 at 6:57 pm

    Stop talking with your mouth full, you hothead!

  • reva skie January 21, 2011 at 7:13 pm

    I hope someone with hands comes along and gives me that cookie!

  • Jennifer January 21, 2011 at 7:25 pm

    I’m feeling empty inside.

  • Bethany January 21, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    You’re hot

  • Caroline January 21, 2011 at 7:59 pm

    Got milk?

  • Stacy January 21, 2011 at 8:10 pm

    … YOU stole the cookie from the cookie jar!!!!!

  • Dee January 21, 2011 at 8:43 pm

    Buuuurrrp.

  • Teri January 21, 2011 at 9:03 pm

    Help! I’ve been mugged!

  • Jennifer January 21, 2011 at 10:47 pm

    “Dude, Where’s my milk and cookies?”

  • John January 21, 2011 at 10:49 pm

    Don’t move or the cookies get it…

  • michael January 21, 2011 at 11:30 pm

    Can you hear me now???

  • Bridget Cooley January 21, 2011 at 11:59 pm

    Hey Joe, sharing is caring. Now give me a cookie!

  • Sarah Wheeler January 22, 2011 at 5:48 am

    Hey, sugar mama! You’re lookin’ extra sweet today. 🙂

  • Cindy Barber January 22, 2011 at 11:09 am

    Stop….don’t swallow! I think that last one was shaped like Elvis!

  • Megan January 22, 2011 at 11:52 am

    YAAAAAAAWN…

  • Maddie Phillips January 22, 2011 at 12:21 pm

    1. HOLY CRAP. That mug has a face on it!

    2. THIS MUG CAN’T EVEN HANDLE ME RIGHT NOW.

    3. It puts the cookies in its mug.

    4. Of all the face mugs on all the counters in all the world, the cookies had to walk into you.

    5. I’ll have what he’s having.

    6. You’re gonna need a bigger mug.

    7. You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?

    8. Greed is not good. Stop watching Wall Street!

    9. Keep your friends close, but your cookies closer.

    10. With mug as my witness, I’ll never go hungry again!

    11. Pardon me, but I think you’ve got something in your mug.

    12. Chew with your mouth closed!

    13. No thanks, I really want to lose 3 ounces.

  • Gwen January 22, 2011 at 2:34 pm

    “Morning, dum-dum. You bring me num-num?”
    (Night at the Museum)

  • Amy Grossi Dzula January 22, 2011 at 5:21 pm

    Foggedaboutdidit, don’t even think of putting decaf in dis mug!

  • Erin Estrella January 22, 2011 at 6:20 pm

    Oh My Gosh! I don’t think those are chocolate chunks in that cookie!

  • Allie January 22, 2011 at 6:21 pm

    *Yawn*
    Good Morning!

    Achoo

    Does killing time damage eternity?

  • Annie January 22, 2011 at 11:04 pm

    “Sometimes me think what is love, and then me think love is what last cookie is for. Me give up the last cookie for you.” — Mike Pantuso (cookie monster)

  • Tim Glass January 23, 2011 at 12:13 am

    Bet you can’t eat just one!
    You don’t have to show me. I believe you.
    Good thing you have something to wash those down with.
    If this is some kind of contest, count me out.
    Boy, big mouth is an understatement.
    Your taking “Sweet Tooth” to a whole new level.
    That’s one way to protect your cookies.

  • Sally F January 23, 2011 at 1:33 am

    Bet you can’t eat just one!

  • Sally F January 23, 2011 at 1:34 am

    Your face looks familiar

  • Myrna January 23, 2011 at 7:11 am

    Give me my cookies back. One… Two…

  • Carol January 23, 2011 at 11:26 am

    Doesn’t anyone like oatmeal cookies anymore?

  • Josey January 23, 2011 at 1:47 pm

    “This will totally be my new Facebook profile picture.”

  • Michaela January 23, 2011 at 4:00 pm

    Feed Me!

  • Alana Hagerty January 23, 2011 at 4:20 pm

    1) I don’t have many hands to get that cookie, ya know!
    2) Are you sure you’re going to eat all of those?

  • Alana Hagerty January 23, 2011 at 4:39 pm

    Um… excuse me, i’m trying to lose ounces here!

    Open uppp!

  • Amy T. January 23, 2011 at 5:22 pm

    This cookie hockey game is a lot more fun than having liquid slurped out of me!

  • Taylor W. January 23, 2011 at 5:24 pm

    You gonna eat that?
    Chew with your mouth closed!
    NOM NOM NOM!
    Way to share…
    Mug Shot!
    I shot that last cookie!

  • Stephanie January 23, 2011 at 5:36 pm

    “I said THIN MINTS, not chocolate chip!”

  • Heidi January 23, 2011 at 5:38 pm

    Goodness Gerald, how many times do I have to remind you that you are allergic to gluten!

  • Tya January 23, 2011 at 6:02 pm

    Um…You know I’m vegan, right?

  • Laura January 23, 2011 at 6:15 pm

    Your ruining your diet…. How many cookies can you fit in your mouth?

  • Tara N. January 23, 2011 at 7:29 pm

    FEED ME!

  • Sarah Johnson January 23, 2011 at 9:05 pm

    “I’m empty…can you help me out here?”

  • PJ Lieuallen January 23, 2011 at 9:38 pm

    GET STUFFED!

  • Jill January 23, 2011 at 10:09 pm

    Feeeeed me, Seymour!

  • Alissa January 23, 2011 at 11:36 pm

    Have your cake… and coffee too!

  • Ashleigh January 23, 2011 at 11:50 pm

    I just got mugged for my cookies!

  • Natasha January 24, 2011 at 3:41 am

    One chubby bunny, two chubby bunny…

  • Jess January 24, 2011 at 10:09 am

    I CAN HAZ COOKIE?

  • Rachel January 24, 2011 at 10:18 am

    Um… *shifty eyed look* You’re not going to eat that one are you?

  • horten January 24, 2011 at 12:46 pm

    Where you go? Oh my gosh!!! It’s my third cookie running away..

    Oups!!

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  • Lois January 24, 2011 at 1:16 pm

    Stop mugging all the cookies for yourself!

  • Ashleigh January 24, 2011 at 4:13 pm

    1. What did I tell you about stuffing your mug?

    2. Catch that cookie!

  • Ashleigh January 24, 2011 at 4:18 pm

    Drop those cookies you mugger!

  • Sharri January 24, 2011 at 4:48 pm

    “How rude of her to walk out on a perfectly good game of tiddlywinks”

  • Joshua January 24, 2011 at 5:35 pm

    “You know that coffee’s going to stain, right?”
    “Don’t seem so shocked.”

  • sharon January 24, 2011 at 5:46 pm

    I hope your not going like that to yur weight watchers meeting!

  • Diana Avellino January 24, 2011 at 7:19 pm

    Really Bill? ALL of the cookies…

  • Diana January 24, 2011 at 9:11 pm

    See, I told you so. Now your face is stuck like that!!

  • Jenn January 24, 2011 at 9:23 pm

    Would you like some scream with your coffee?

  • Melissa Kunde January 24, 2011 at 9:58 pm

    I’ve been mugged by Chips Ahoy!

  • Monica H January 24, 2011 at 11:30 pm

    “Dude u got a little something…. riiight there….”

  • Aliza January 25, 2011 at 12:15 am

    I’m wide open, double or nothing I can catch the next cookie in my mouth!

  • Sylvia January 25, 2011 at 9:58 am

    SSTTTRRRRRRIKE ONE!

  • Randi January 25, 2011 at 10:22 am

    Feed me!

  • Lucy January 25, 2011 at 10:35 am

    No, no, you dunk from the TOP!

  • Parastu January 25, 2011 at 11:54 am

    On one side (or on one mug):
    “Check out the mug on that guy!”

    On the other side (or on another mug): “Check out the guy on that mug!”

  • Nancy Berman January 25, 2011 at 12:32 pm

    “Are you half empty or half full?”

  • Mary January 25, 2011 at 12:46 pm

    There you go again, talking with you mouth full! Really?!

  • Nancy Berman January 25, 2011 at 12:49 pm

    ” Coffee? What happened to our Happy Cow?”

  • Rachel January 25, 2011 at 1:07 pm

    Um…you have something in your mouth….

  • Nancy Berman January 25, 2011 at 2:41 pm

    “Say Ahhh”

  • Nancy Berman January 25, 2011 at 2:42 pm

    “Hmm.It doesn’t look look strep throat, but we better take a culture to make sure.”

  • Nancy Berman January 25, 2011 at 2:44 pm

    ” Oh gross you got boogers on my cookie!”

  • Veronica January 25, 2011 at 3:38 pm

    Don’t talk with your mouth full!

  • cindy January 25, 2011 at 4:10 pm

    “Ma’goodness… you have a BIG mouth!”

  • tupita January 25, 2011 at 4:18 pm

    what do you mean, “there’s no more coffee” ?!?

  • melissa January 25, 2011 at 5:26 pm

    cavity search!!

  • Amy Jo January 25, 2011 at 5:53 pm

    …About time you decided to chip in

  • Barbara January 25, 2011 at 6:09 pm

    Ahoy, mat-ee! I see you haven’t got yer sea legs yet.

  • Jennifer Peters January 25, 2011 at 6:12 pm

    Oh Lord, help me to keep my big mouth shut until I know what I’m talking about.

  • Christina January 25, 2011 at 6:17 pm

    “Hey! Not fair, you’re always stuffing your face with all the cookies!”

  • macsmom January 25, 2011 at 6:42 pm

    “Whaddya mean, help yourself? Does it look like I have hands to you?”

  • Joshua January 25, 2011 at 7:03 pm

    “You know that coffee’s going to stain, right?”
    *other mug is shocked*

    “I forgot to tell you I bought those cookies months ago, but it’s already in your mouth.”

    “Do you know who took all my cookies? Cause I’ve had those for the longest time.”

  • Rachel W. January 25, 2011 at 7:24 pm

    That’s right, hotshot – this is a mugging. So coffee up the dough or you’re toast!

  • Barbara Summers Richter January 25, 2011 at 7:25 pm

    “You cookieplete me.”

  • Rachel W. January 25, 2011 at 8:23 pm

    Hey, you got something in your teeth.

  • Rachel W. January 25, 2011 at 9:00 pm

    Must be that time of the mouth…!

  • Rachel W. January 25, 2011 at 9:00 pm

    Those were supposed to be for Santa!

  • Rachel W. January 25, 2011 at 9:01 pm

    It puts the cookies in its mouth…

  • Danielle January 25, 2011 at 10:32 pm

    You stole my cookies from my cookie jar!

  • Jenny D January 25, 2011 at 10:53 pm

    I can’t understand you with all those cookies in your mouth!

  • diana January 25, 2011 at 10:55 pm

    Eat me.

    Drink me.

  • Rachel W. January 25, 2011 at 11:08 pm

    [Oops a couple of mine are repeats of other people’s earlier ideas – I thought I was posting suggestions from someone; turns out they were just reading me the funniest ones. My bad! I wish they let you edit these things…]

  • Penny January 26, 2011 at 12:17 am

    “It doesn’t get any wider than this!”

    OR

    “Unless I grow some legs hyeah, your aim has gotta be bettah!”

  • Vicki January 26, 2011 at 1:37 am

    You’re greedy.

  • Joy January 26, 2011 at 9:39 am

    “THIS DRINK WILL BE ASSIMILATED!”

  • Anna M Velarde January 26, 2011 at 10:31 am

    So, uhhhh…
    You gonna eat that, Joe?

  • Sharona January 26, 2011 at 1:10 pm

    “A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand – I’ll hold em for ya”

  • Ashley Boynes January 26, 2011 at 3:05 pm

    “PLEASE don’t toss your cookies.”

  • Ashley Boynes January 26, 2011 at 3:06 pm

    “Shut your cookie hole!”

  • Terri Newman January 26, 2011 at 6:29 pm

    What are YOU looking at???

  • Alice Montalvo January 26, 2011 at 7:00 pm

    Good to see you looking warm and full!

  • Alice Montalvo January 26, 2011 at 7:01 pm

    I’ll drink to that mug!

  • Dale January 26, 2011 at 7:42 pm

    I propose a rock, papers, scissors game for the last cookie… once the company gives us hands

  • Jamie Lockard January 26, 2011 at 9:56 pm

    “Nom Noms!”

  • Jamie Lockard January 26, 2011 at 10:05 pm

    “Why do I only get one!”

  • Jamie Lockard January 26, 2011 at 11:43 pm

    “We must eat, drink and be merry!”

  • Melissa Taylor January 27, 2011 at 12:14 am

    Scarfing cookies like that is what got us kicked off Easter Island in the first place!

  • Melissa Taylor January 27, 2011 at 12:15 am

    I’ll give you a dollar if you can fit in all 3…

  • Melissa Taylor January 27, 2011 at 12:15 am

    Dum Dum want… cookie?

  • Chris B. January 27, 2011 at 2:33 am

    That’s gonna go straight to your handle.

  • matt d. January 27, 2011 at 10:14 am

    “I’m holding out for girl scout cookies. nom nom nom.”

  • ashley j. January 27, 2011 at 10:15 am

    “Easy for you to say…I’m on a diet.”

  • Fizzah January 27, 2011 at 10:31 am

    Umm…Yeah…I think I hear my phone ringing.

  • Caryn January 27, 2011 at 11:20 am

    Mom was right. Our faces did freeze this way.

  • Dovey January 27, 2011 at 2:17 pm

    Thanks for referring me to your plastic surgeon.

  • Jamie Lockard January 27, 2011 at 3:12 pm

    “What happened to the rest of them?”

  • Jamie Lockard January 27, 2011 at 3:26 pm

    “No I don’t like “see” food”

  • Jordan January 27, 2011 at 6:06 pm

    Are you chocking? Give me the universal sign!

  • chichichobits January 27, 2011 at 7:21 pm

    Contest entry

    Mug 1: Roomie, I sent you to the supermarket with a list of groceries and all your brought back was cookies and starbucks

    Mug 2: I know bro let me chew on this for awhile … I have a lot brewing on my mind

    —

    Mug 1: First you take my girl little ms tea cup, then you use my personal scrub brush, now you stuffing your face with my grandma cookies…

    Mug 2: Yo UgMug, it really blows to be you, and I’mma let you finish, but Crumbs bakeshop has one of the best cookies recipe of all time

  • chichichobits January 27, 2011 at 7:29 pm

    Ricoolooo….ahem wrong commercial I mean…Chips A HooOOooooy

  • Dooky January 27, 2011 at 8:07 pm

    Um, you know that’s going to go STRAIGHT to your handle.

  • esther January 27, 2011 at 9:19 pm

    come here so it looks like we are a vase

  • Mook_un January 27, 2011 at 10:21 pm

    gimme a bite! :^D

  • Amina abrahams January 27, 2011 at 10:32 pm

    Mug for the camera!

  • Allie January 27, 2011 at 11:38 pm

    “Hey, I was gonna drink that!”

  • phill becker January 27, 2011 at 11:49 pm

    I can’t reach it! If only I had thumbs.

    or

    I said, “I can’t understand you with your mouth full “

  • Heidi Marshall January 28, 2011 at 12:49 am

    Hey, why do we BAKE cookies and COOK bacon…..just wonderin’ ?!?

  • Jerrica January 28, 2011 at 9:19 am

    “Someone better put that last cookie in my mouth before fatty eats it, he already has two over there!”

  • Adam January 28, 2011 at 10:03 am

    “None shall pass!!!”

  • Stefanie F January 28, 2011 at 10:21 am

    You’re just embarrassing yourself now.

  • Stefanie F January 28, 2011 at 10:21 am

    “Is your new years resolution to get fatter?”

  • Akua January 28, 2011 at 3:44 pm

    Does cake fit in this hole!

  • Akua January 28, 2011 at 3:45 pm

    Are you really going to eat that after its been in my mouth?

  • Akua January 28, 2011 at 3:45 pm

    One for you, One for me

  • Mona January 28, 2011 at 7:56 pm

    Got Milk?

  • Laura Huff January 28, 2011 at 8:09 pm

    “Nope…you can’t tempt me …I’m keeping to my New Year’s Resolution…no Chocolate Chip Cookies before Noon”

  • grace January 29, 2011 at 3:52 am

    “You’re just full of it aren’t you?”

  • Harrison Bequette January 29, 2011 at 5:57 pm

    Right Side Mug: NOM NOM NOM!!!
    Left Side Mug: HEY! Give me someeeee…. Or at least fill me with beer!

  • courtney January 30, 2011 at 12:57 am

    show off.

  • courtney January 30, 2011 at 12:58 am

    GASP. I knew mom liked you better.

  • courtney January 30, 2011 at 12:59 am

    Now if only we had digestive tracts.

  • Elizabeth January 30, 2011 at 10:45 am

    Let’s get Chip Faced!

  • Shawn rice January 30, 2011 at 2:10 pm

    Mug 1: alright, alright!

    Mug 2: whaaaaat?

  • ALEX DELGADO January 30, 2011 at 8:08 pm

    Pour some sugar on me

  • Chrissy Goosmann January 30, 2011 at 11:46 pm

    Like your mom always said, “stop making that face or else it will stick that way!”

  • Chrissy Goosmann January 30, 2011 at 11:47 pm

    How long you think it will take until they realize I’m hungry?

  • Adrienne Oakes January 31, 2011 at 4:28 am

    DON’T LOOK AT ME WITH THAT FACE!!

  • DKizer January 31, 2011 at 8:43 am

    Alright hothead, one more round…and this time, I’m all in!

  • Gustavo January 31, 2011 at 8:44 am

    Do you like kiss me?

  • Doron January 31, 2011 at 9:18 am

    so….. What cup size are you?