The Uncommon Life

Horoscope Horrors!

January 18, 2011

I don’t know about you, but until last week I was a Scorpio.

Last week’s news suggested that not only have all our signs changed, but now we have to welcome a new constellation into our midst. I’m not even sure how to pronounce this new Ophiuchus sign. But luckily our sassy horoscope tiles will help you settle into your new sign, and get to know your new personality.

Since I got bumped from Scorpio to Libra, I thought I should get to know myself a little better. Turns out I’m now manipulative, self-indulgent and absolutely fabulous. Phew! I was worried there for a second.

Anyone else experiencing a crisis of identity? Our horoscope tiles are here to help.

2 Comments

  • Reply Sara January 18, 2011 at 7:02 pm

    This isn’t true, and I wish sites would stop spreading it around and give it a chance to die.

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