If you use these new mouthguards, Mr. Blummis, your snoring will be cured!
ReplyMarlene K. FlesticleJanuary 24, 2011 at 9:12 am
My daughter, Shayna, was hoping to have some of the two dozen cookies I baked, Willy, and it looks like you’ve only left one for her. I’ll have to ask you to go to your room!
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“Dammit, Jim, I’m a coffee mug, not a cookie jar!”
“Be quiet!”
“No, you be quiet!”
Put your handle up… and give me all your drink…
I’m gonna mug you.
That’s the kind of yummy thing that happens when you open your big mouth!
I’ll have the same!!!
Mug 1: “Mine!”
Mug 2: “Just because you licked them doesn’t mean they are yours!”
“I pay my bills, why can’t I have Some SUGAR!?”
Mug 1: “It’s always better, when we’re together.”
LOOK MA! NO HANDS!
Welcome to the Mug Side. We have cookies.
Fatty
“Put your cookie where your mouth is!”
Cookies on the bottom.
Sweet…stuff it
I said, WHATEVER!
“No, those cookies do NOT make your mug look fat.”
Mug 1. AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH !!!!
Mug 2. Shut up!!
mug 1. hey could i get a little help with getting that cookie?!
mug 2. does it look like i can move buddy!?
I’m telling mom.
mug 1: “I’m so empty inside”
mug 2: “Sucks to be you”
We couldn’t be more alike, yet here you are still not sharing the way Mom taught us.
give me a cookie or I’m telling mom!
“Hey, wise guy, Demosthenes practiced public speaking with pebbles in his mouth, not COOKIES!!!”
I appreciate that you wanted to keep the cookies warm for the other kids, Timmy, but I don’t think they’ll be happy about how you did it!
If you use these new mouthguards, Mr. Blummis, your snoring will be cured!
My daughter, Shayna, was hoping to have some of the two dozen cookies I baked, Willy, and it looks like you’ve only left one for her. I’ll have to ask you to go to your room!
Look, Dubya, you ain’t President anymore, so quit hoggin’ the cookies!
Ich habe gelost ein fortz, mein Kapitan! Torpedo Los!
“I want you to walk down the hall in an AWDILLY FAIRSHIN!
Jeez, do my thighs itch! Do you think I might be allergic to cookies?
” I can fit more in mine then you…. “
” just say — AAAAHHHHH! “
Don’t worry about Ralph – he just has a chip on his shoulder from going overboard on the cookies this morning.
What a crumby day.
Mug A: I am going to take the last snack.
Mug B: You don’t have the nuts.
HAhahahHAH AHahahhh AaaHHuugNt gak phoo…
Hey! Cover your mouth when you cough!
i know the feeling…
is there something in my teeth?
diet starts tuesday!
O.K. MR. CHIPS “YOU’RE THE MAN !” NOW STOP MUGGING ME!
Sorry, I’m a little cranky in the morning until I get my coffee and a cookie!
ahhhh mondays stink, gimmie a cookie!
Really???? Can I have one cookie in my bottom?
NO THANKS! I haven’t had my morning coffee yet!!
I need a drink!
Why do you do that? You KNOW I’m on a diet!
You shouldn’t speak with your mouth full!
That looks hot?!
QUIET! I am really tired of the sound of your voice.
right mug: bwuh bwuh whuh whuh
Left: DUDE quit talking with your mouth full.
right: sorry i said, quit mean mugging me…
Mug 1: I feel like everything I’ve eaten lately just runs right through me.
Mug 2: Maybe it’s all the sugar you’ve been stuffing in your mouth.
Mug 1: Huh.
STICK EM’ UP! GIVE ME ALL YOUR COOKIE DOUGH!
“You’re stealing my cookies?! I should have know I couldn’t trust you when asked me for my coffee.”
Chew with your mouth closed; that’s disgusting.
Cookie time, holla!
Those cookies make you look phat!
“How long do you think it will take for them to realize I’m hungry?”
“How long you think it will take for them to notice I am hungry?”
How long you think it will take until they realize I’m hungry?
Man! Mugged for my cookies!
“I want a cookie!”
“Hungry, I am”
“Feed Me!”
“Here… have some cookies. Cookies make everything better!”
DUDE,DID YOU SEE THE MOORE BROTHERS ON THE XGAMES!?
Mug 2: DID YOU SEE THESE COOKIES!?
OMG your butt is big
“Wipe that s-mug look off your face.”
Mug 1: Hey big mouth!
Mug2: Take’s one to know one!
One cookie left??
THAT MAKES ME MUGGED!!!
Don’t talk with your mouth full!